Andrew Bird will tell you something for nothing however in this case there is an admission fee.
Some of the things he may tell you are that he has chickens, his opinions on when the robots take over and how none of us are adults we are all just older children blagging it.
"A natural comedian" The Stage
"Funny, likeable and effortless" Time Out
Twitter: @atweetybird
Web: andrewbirdcomedian.com
(Part of the Camden Fringe Festival 2017)