Worst poet wins! This isn't simply bad poetry: we mean hilariously awful, laugh-out-loud embarrassing, entertainingly cringe-worthy verse so awful that it transcends quality –becoming genius.

This Halloween, your hosts Varjack & Simpson have challenged London's finest comedians, poets, and theatre-makers to create their most horrible performances for your toe-curling delight. Expect shocking cliches, terrifying characters, and ghastly wordplay in our reverse-slam - where the lowest score wins.

“a delightful sham” (Sabotage)